"But why wouldn't a fish want a bicycle?" --Phil Shaw, 2006
It went like this:
Me: ((Distressed)) "So she gave me advice in the form of a cliche, you know, 'a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."
Phil: "Really? But why wouldn't a fish want a bicycle?"
Me: ((Distracted from my other fleeting, young-adult-agnst-ridden troubles, further embraces and more solidly internalizes the amazing realization that bikes are, easily, the best things ever, and that maybe you don't need bikes in your life...but not wanting them?! That's absurd!))
